There is No "H" In Yankovic

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By TheGiant

Weird Al's Name

For some reason, a large number of people pronounce and spell Al's name incorrectly, this bugs the hardcore dedicated Al fan to no end.

Some people actually spell weird wrong, they try to spell it the "right" way by following the rules of the English language, the "I before E except after C" bit, but weird breaks that rule, lots of words break grammar rules.

As far as his name goes, his first name is Alfred, but call him Al, that's easier. His last name ends with "k" sound, not a "ch" sound. There is no "h" in Yankovic.

To quote Devo Spice from the song "Weird Al Didn't Write this Song"

"First of all, let's talk about the spelling of Weird
It's W-E-I-R-D, see, just to be clear
The I before E thing doesn't apply
because weird is just a weird word - that's why!
His full name is Alfred, not Allen or Alex
But it's not a secret like that guy that is fighting the Daleks
If you have trouble recollecting his name, here's a game
Imagine him preparing dinner for a young Bruce Wayne
But really, you don't even need to know that bit
His name is Al, call him Al, A-L and that's it
His name is two letters long, but I include it in this song
cause a disturbingly large number of people get it wrong
Finally, let's talk about his last name, it drives me insane
Saying YANKOVICH should be profane
If you can't spell his name, I'ma show you how now
It's Yankovic, with a C, there's no H say it with me now
There is no H in Yankovic - say it
There is no H in Yankovic - again
There is no H in Yankovic - louder
THERE IS NO H IN YANKOVIC!!"

Ok, you got it? Tell your friends!


Wait, Weird Al didn't write this song?

The stupidity of people on the internet is astounding! People on file sharing sites often will tag funny songs by OTHER people as if it was a song by Weird Al, I've also seen people on YouTube INSIST that a song labeled as "Weird Al" was an Al song, when it's VERY obvious it is not. If the song has language in it, that might be considered not family friendly, it IS NOT an Al song, Al's songs are always clean and mostly family friendly, that's how he's always been. Just because it's funny, doesn't mean it's an Al song! Take it from a fan who has owned almost evey Al-bum even some on cassette, so I would know if it wasn't Al.


So there ARE other funny musicians?

I mentioned Devo Spice above, but besides him and Al, there are a lot of musicians, and bands that have come before, long before, and continue to appear even after "Weird Al" In fact, his own band "Al's Band" has recorded their own songs, without Al.

There are lots of places where you can find funny music on the net. The Dr. Demento Show where many funny musicians got their start, is still around. Dr. Demento has a large collection of novelty records dating way back, as well as lots of current stuff, like the artists from The FuMP.

If you're into the streaming radio thing, take a look at DementiaRadio.org acording to their FAQ:

"We're all fans of the immortal Dr. Demento and we call the genre of music he plays "Dementia". Others might call it comedy or novelty, but we have a different opinion. Just 'cause a song isn't "funny" doesn't mean it's not demented. So there!"

Some funny songs to check out

Weird Al Didn't Write This Song
A song by Devo Spice about people mistaking other people's songs for Weird Al songs.
Amazon Price: $0.99
Al's Band
The first song by Al's Band, about being in Al's band, they also say there's no H.
Amazon Price: $1.98
Dementia Revolution - Featuring Mc Lars - the Great Luke Ski
A song about Dimentia music, lists off lots of musicians in here, and some of them appear in this song too.
Amazon Price: $0.99
Twenty-Six and a Half (A Tribute to "Weird Al" Yankovic)
This is a tribute al-bum get it? Covers and parodies of Weird Al songs, and songs about Al.
Amazon Price: $8.99

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manthy Level 4 Commenter 11 months ago

I love this hub - It gave me a good laugh & I needed one.

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